dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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loudmouthed:

STOP flirting with the same people i flirt with. get ur own

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Why are you liking my posts?! REBLOG THEM YOU MOTHER FU-,

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excuse me, what I meant to say is please reblog my posts you fuckers. Thank you.

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puppetparade:

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are you sure?

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firelordzuko:

do i believe in love at first sight? absolutely. i fall in love with every dog i see

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