aflylovesong:

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

(via cr0wz)

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

(via science-of--fear)

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

(Source: foodtrucker, via lubricates)